OH MY

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger
And staying erect longer,
I was delighted, as was my wife

But
After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimetres.

I
Became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and
Even walking.
So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.


After an
Initial examination, the doctor explained to us that,
Though rare, My
Condition (Donkey Doodle,) it could be fixed through corrective
Surgery.

'How
Long will he be on crutches?' my wife asked anxiously.


'Crutches?
Why would he need crutches? ' responded the surprised doctor.

'Well,'
Said the wife coldly, 'you're gunna lengthen his legs, aren't
You?











o my


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