FINANCIAL PLANNING

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and
> working in the family business.
>
> When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
> his father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to
> share his fortune.
>
> One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most
> beautiful woman he had ever seen.
>
> Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look
> like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just
> a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit £20
> million.'
>
> Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three
> days later, she became his stepmother.
>
> Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
>