EK AADMI NE APNI WIFE KO KHAT LIKKHA

Ek admi ne apni wife ko khat likha:-
“Is mahine ki salary ke badle 100 kisses bhej raha hu”. Uski Biwi ne jawab bheja:-
“Aapki salary ke badle aapki 100 kisses mile.
Aapko Hisab bhej rahi hu.
Dudh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Subzi wala ko 7 deni padi,
Bijli wala 7 me nahi mana, usse 9 de di,
Kirane wala sirf kisses se nahi mana,
usse kuch aur bhi diya,
Makan malik aate jate 10-15 le jata hai,
Par Aap chinta na kare, abhi 35-40 hai,
Kaise bhi mahine kat jayega,
Aapko mera dher sara pyaar…