MAD WIFE

--Hi, Enjoy:
>
> A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
> up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What
> was that for?" he asked.
>
> "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
> Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
>
> "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, MaryLou was the name of
> one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
>
> "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
> explanation."
>
> Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked
> up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet,
> which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked,
>
> "What the hell was that for?" She replied,
>
> "Your horse called."