Wednesday, September 14, 2005

SCHOOL OF LEARNING FOR MEN ONLY

*ALL ARE WELCOME*
*OPEN TO MEN ONLY*
*EARLY REGISTRATION FEE $1,000.*
*GROUP RATES AVAILABLE*

Note: Due to the complexity and level of intelligence required to follow the course, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants only.
The course will last a total of eight hours which will be spread out over a period of two days. The course will cover the following topics:-
*_DAY ONE_*

*HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS*
Step by step guide with slide presentation

*TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?*
Roundtable discussion

*DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR*
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

*DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER
BY THEMSELVES?*
Debate among a panel of experts.

*LOSS OF VIRILITY*
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
support groups

*LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS*
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming - Open forum


*_DAY TWO_*

*EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?* Group discussion and role play

*HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH* PowerPoint presentation

*REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST*
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

*IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?* Driving simulation

*LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR
PARTNER*
Online class and role playing

*HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION*
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

*REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE* Bring your calendar or PDA to class

*GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME* Individual counsellors available


SHER AGRAWAL
EM: agrasen@gmail.com

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