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Pleasing?
When I was a child, I remember my Mom telling me, "Son, when you grow up, you can marry any girl you please."

When I became a young man, I learned the sad fact was that I could not please any of them.

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

Life is really like a shower: one wrong turn and you are in hot water.

When two egoists meet it’s an I for an I.

Sign on a synagogue: under same management for 5765 years.

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