Baseball and two old friends
Two 90-year-old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives.
>It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him every
>day.
>
>"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our
>lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years.
>Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know
>you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's
>baseball in Heaven."
>
>Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed, and says, "Moe, you've been my
>best friend many years. This favor, if it is at all possible, I'll do
>for you."
>
>And shortly after that, Sam passes on.
>
>It is midnight a couple of nights later. Moe is sound asleep when he
>is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to
>him,"Moe....Moe...."
>
>"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
>
>"Moe, it's me, Sam,"says the voice.
>
>"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died."
>
>"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!"
>
>"Sam? Is that you? Where are you?"
>
>I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got really
>good news and a little bad news."
>
>"So, tell me the good news first,"says Moe.
>
>"The good news," says Sam, "is that there is baseball in heaven.
>Better yet, all our old buddies who've gone before us are there.
>Better yet, we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always spring
>time and it never rains
>or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never
>get tired!"
>
>"Really?" says Moe. "That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest
>dreams!
>But, what's the bad news?"
>
>"You're pitching next Tuesday."
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