Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Telephone to God

IF GOD HAD CALL CENTER :
>
> We have all learned to live with " IVRs " as a
> necessary part of modern life. But have you
> wondered,
> what if God decided to install IVR?"
>
> Imagine praying and hearing this:
>
> Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.
> Please select one of the following options:
>
> Press 1 for Requests
>
> Press 2 for Thanksgiving
>
> Press 3 for Complaints
>
> Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
>
> Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.
>
> What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry,
> all of our angels are busy helping other sinners
> right
>
> now. However,your prayer is important to us and will
> be answered in the order it as received, so please
> stay on the line."
>
> Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as
> you call God in Prayer:
>
> If you would like to speak to Ganeshji, Press 1.
>
> For Lord Hanuman, Press! 2.
>
> For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
>
> For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
>
> If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while
> you are holding, please press 4.
>
> To find out if a loved one has been assigned to
> Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her PAN number, then
> press the # key. If you get a negative response, try
> area code 420 for (Hell).
>
> Our computers show that you have already prayed once
> today.
> Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
>
> This office is closed for the weekend to observe a
> religious holiday.
>
> Please pray again on Monday after 9:30 AM. If you
> need
> emergency assistance when this office is closed,
> contact your local Priest at your neighborhood
> Temple
> and drop $300 per hour in the so called "daan peti".
>
> THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE IVR AND LISTENS
> WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!

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