GRANDMA IN COURT

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Bharat J. Gajjar Thu, Jun 3, 2010 at 3:17 PM


----- Original Message -----
From: Manohar Kataria
To: Ajeet Kataria
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--- On Tue, 6/1/10, Bhagwan Kripalani wrote:


From: Bhagwan Kripalani
Subject: FW: GRANDMA IN COURT
To:
Date: Tuesday, June 1, 2010, 10:22 AM







GRANDMA IN COURT

This is the classic.. 'Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies....' scenario.

Grandma in Court

Lawyers should never ask grandmas question except they are well prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small-town Prosecuting Attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.

LAWYER :" Mrs Jones...., do you know me?"

GRANDMA : "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, stared mischievously across the room towards the direction of the defence attorney.

LAWYER (to himself)
'oh ... well, i shall not fry alone we might as well hear what she knows about the defence
attorney...."

He continued his questioning of grandma.

LAWYER : "...Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?..."

GRANDMA "....Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney almost collapsed.

The judge summoned both lawyers to approach the bench and spoke to them in a quiet voice :

JUDGE : If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.













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