some nun jokes

Ten Nun Jokes
NUN JOKES!

#1
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized
halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was
about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come
to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were
not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they
discussed their predicament in great depth.

Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to
die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth -- to
see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can
look at you?"

The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to
take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well,
Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked,
either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"

With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun
exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between your
legs?"

The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If
I put it in you, it creates a new life."

"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel!"

#2
Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven. At the
pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a
collection of lights and bells.

St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to
answer a question before they could enter through the pearly gates.

St. Paul: "What were the names of the two people in the garden of
Eden?"

1st nun: "Adam and Eve" The lights flashed, the bells rang and in she
went through the pearly gates.

St. Paul: "What did Adam eat from the forbidden tree ?"

2nd nun: "An apple" The lights flashed, the bells rang and in she went
through the pearly gates.

And finally it came the turn of the last nun.

St. Paul: "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam ?"

After a few minutes thinking she says "Gosh, that's a hard one!" The
lights flashed, the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates!