SOME PG 13 JOKES

John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral". John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F*#k you, and she says: F*#k you too"
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A man is dying of cancer. His son: "Dad why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare sleep with your mother."
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"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem.
Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
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YESTERDAY'S NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
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A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"
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Question: "what do a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden have in common?"
"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"