WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE

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Posted on Apr 16, 2007 02:23:25 by maheshkopp
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This may be old, but still worth reading…………….
*Why Newton commited suicide *
here is the reason
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced
that all his logic and laws in physics were just a
huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had
done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in
the head.
To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately
only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He
throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the
bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each
side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he
does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the

gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his
gun. Bang...the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely shaken and decided to go back. But he
happened to see another movie

for one last time, and thought that at least one movie

would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie
goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world
hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives.

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the
other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of
those superman techniques that our heroes normally
use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since
it is virtually impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has
reached above the height of the wall, he uses the
second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun
in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is
dead.

Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!
Yeppadi nangal talaiva………………??