SOME GOOD JOVIAL ADS

From: "Lakhapati Daswani"
To: workplay@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Some jokes
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:22:29 +0000



Advertisement in Pune shop:
>Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached.
>
>Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
>
>Seen on a bulletin board:
>Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
>
>When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.
>
>My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks
>straight out of the bottle.
>
>You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to put on
>lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.
>
>Sign in a bar: "Those of you who are drinking to forget, please pay
>in
>advance."
>
>If your wife
wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
>
>Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
>
>The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
>
>A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
>wouldn't
>have had if you'd stayed single.
>
>I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
>someone wants Black Coffee.
>
>Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
>
>Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
>
>The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
>universe
>is
>the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
>
>Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run
>our business.
>
>A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old
>enough
>or else they will never be.
>
>Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has
>been
>personally passed by the manager.
>
>Sign on a famous beauty parlor window: Don't whistle at the girl
>going
>out from here. She may be your Grandmother.
>
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