SOME ONE LINERS

1. IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, SKYDIVING IS NOT FOR YOU.

2. THE LORD GIVETH; THE IRS TAKETH AWAY.

3. GOD GIVE ME PATIENCE AND MAKE IT QUICK.

4. GOD IS DEAD - NEITZE
"NEITZE IS DEAD" - GOD

5. WITCHES PARKING ONLY; ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOAD.

6. JESUS LOVES YOU BUT I'M HIS FAVOURITE.