MORE ONELINERS

1. Yes, I am lost, but I'm making G R E A T TIME! Eh

2.IF PEOPLE TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK IT ONLY MEANS YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD OF THEM.

3. I HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH AND IT MAKES NO SENSE.

4. A LOT OF PESSIMISTS GET THAT WAY FROM FINANCIAL OPTIMISTS.