LIFE IS LIKE A DOUGHNUT. ...

YOU'RE EITHER IN THE DOUGH OR IN THE HOLE.

A GROWN-UP IS SOMEONE WHO SUFFERS FROM RESPONSIBILITY.

THEY WHO ARE AFRAID TO ASK AE ASHAMED OF LEARNING.

BLESS ARE THOSE WHO CAN GIVE WITHOUT REMEMBERING AND TAKE WITHOUT FORGETTING.

SERMONS AND BISCUITS ARE IMPROVED BY SHORTENING.

IF YOUR PARACHUTE DOESN'T OPEN UP FOR YOU, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY JUMPED TO A CONCLUSION.

SIGN IN A TRAVEL AGENCY WINDOW; 'Please go away.

HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FORGOTTEN THEIR WORDS.

CHANGE IS GOOD AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY.

PEOPLE WHO ARE WRAPPED UP IN THEMSELVES ARE OVERDRESSED.