Sunday, October 23, 2005

A forward published here for you to ponder -

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM WATCHING THE NEWS

Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last eightdays:

*The hurricane only hit black family's property

*New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.

*Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

*New Orleans has no white people.

*The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

*When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV.

*The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.

*White folks don't make good news stories.

*Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.

*Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.

*Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.

*Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.

*The only way it could have been worse was to be white

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