Monday, March 23, 2009

North Indian girl vs south Indian girl

From: virenm@msn.com
Subject: North Indian vs South Indian Girl
Date: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:37:07 +0530

North Indian Girl Vs South Indian Girl


******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE***********

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are so blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her grey hair.

7. When you come home from office she is so busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to " walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.


******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE***********

1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.

11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

17. She is more educated than you.

18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you..

7 Comments:

At 6:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting.I am on facebook- Kunle Fifelola.

 
At 10:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha! Funny!

 
At 7:21 PM, Blogger 柯云 said...

2015-12-14keyun
coach outlet online
cheap oakley sunglasses
ugg boots
lebron james basketball shoes
swarovski crystal
louis vuitton handbags
air max 95
timberlands
retro 11
louis vuitton outlet stores
coach outlet store
cheap oakley sunglasses
ray ban sunglasses
cheap uggs sale
nike running shoes for men
coach outlet
ray-ban sunglasses
chanel bags
discount jordans
canada goose
michael kors outlet
michael kors handbags
michael kors outlet clearance
ray-ban sunglasses
uggs for chea
jordan concords
kids lebron shoes
michael kors outlet
ray bans
longchamp handbags
louis vuitton purses
nike free 5.0
coach outlet store online
nike air huarache
louis vuitton outlet
coach outlet online
uggs sale
uggs outlet
louis vuitton outlet stores
ugg sale

 
At 5:29 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

ralph lauren outlet
miami heat jersey
broncos jerseys
coach outlet
ugg outlet
fitflops sale
hugo boss sale
christian louboutin shoes
jerseys wholesale
ugg boots
20170802

 
At 5:48 AM, Anonymous Cara Menghilangkan Wasir/Ambeien said...

Thank you for sharing an interesting and very useful article. And let me share an article about health here I believe this is useful. Thank you :)

Cara Menghilangkan Benjolan di Langit Mulut
Inilah Penyebab Mual dan Muntah secara Tiba-tiba
Obat Asma Alami (untuk semua usia),Terbukti Ampuh
Obat Diabetes Herbal, Pengobatan Alami Diabetes
Pengobatan Alami & Efektif untuk Ginjal Bengkak
Pengobatan Alternatif untuk Syaraf Mata Rusak

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger شركة نقل عفش واثاث said...

sahamalkhalij moving company

With the launch of the best furniture moving company in Dammam, most service institutions are competing for this title, due to the continuous increase in the demand of the furniture moving company in Dammam, which all our customers are looking for in Dammam
It is the cheapest company that offers experience and high quality in moving furniture in Khobar
Many people are looking for a moving company in Qatif that has sufficient capacity to move their home furniture in the fastest time, with high efficiency and at reasonable prices.
Furniture moving company in Dhahran We use the best and latest means in dismantling, installing and packing furniture, all with the presence of equipped, designed and specialized transport vehicles
With pride, Siham Al Khaleej Company, we can tell you that we are the best furniture moving company that you can have dealing with in moving furniture.


شركة نقل عفش بالدمام شركة نقل الأثاث بالخبر

شركة نقل عفش بالقطيف شركة نقل أثاث بالظهران

شركة نقل عفش شركة سهام الخليج لنقل الأثاث




 
At 5:24 AM, Blogger شركة نقل عفش واثاث said...

#Fursan Furniture Transport Company


The furniture transport company in Al-Ahsa and Jubail provides you with all the devices and equipment necessary for packing and transporting the luggage. The furniture transportation company in Al-Ahsa and Jubail provides employment, technicians and engineers specialized to dismantle and install the luggage again. The company provides you with the equipped cars designated to transport the luggage to remote places. The company also provides trained and qualified drivers from the most important The advantages of the furniture moving company in Al-Ahsa is that it offers a range of services that contribute to the completion of the furniture transfer process

شركة نقل عفش بالاحساء

شركة نقل عفش بالجبيل

شركة فرسان النقل لنقل الاثاث

 

Post a Comment

<< Home