Friday, February 24, 2006


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
>>to death! (Creepy)
>>(I'm still not over the pig.)

>>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
>>to its body . The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
>>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

>>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


>>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>>left-handed people.
>>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>>(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too )
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>>(What about that pig??)


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