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ENGLISH SPEECH BY A BENGALI TEACHER

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Master Bhombal Basu from a remote rural Purulia area was transferred to a school in Kolkata St. Paul's School.He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day.

Master Bhombolbabu
: Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children, and Good for nothing staff and Principalbabu...

"This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following valuable reason.

Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
The Bihari clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.

We got independent because of great leaders linke Gandhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Made them eat salt of Dandee and angered Subash Chandra Bose - to Battle of Manipur lost and found case that is to say no one is sure till now if Bose is Dead or alive!!!!

Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our birth-rate. Not applicable to our Muslim Bhaisahebs..

You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt. Or Abrahim Leencon

You know genius, no? It is one par cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Or join shady dark business for quick money.Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college.Bata Or Tata Birla Or Dawoodbahia

The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day will become great phools. Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you always! Thank you and thank God I am finished.
Joy Hind!"
Bharat amar Bangladesh as said by Kabigru Rabindranath Saatkoti Bangladeshi key Murkha Karey rekho - Hey cho Jananai
Translated as: Bharat is my Bangladesh and as said by Rev Rabindranath why have you kept 7 crores Bangaladeshi as Idiots my Mother (India)

1 Comments:

At 7:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one!!!
But I m sure it ain't your creativity bro :O

 

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