RECESSION HUMOUR 2. Bible humour

MUST READ...HILARIOUS!!



*1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves.
Ten were laid off!!

2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired
Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate

3. Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.

4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money

5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a
small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.

6. The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother
borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America 's third
biggest lender.

7. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window
in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

8. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.

9. Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones". *

*10. Quote from a wall street banker: This is worse than divorce. I've lost
half of my assets and I still have my wife...!!!!..*


*Cheers!!!*

Bible - breakable!

What's Worth Breaking?
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.

“Only the Ten Commandments,” answered the lady.