INTERESTING JOKES - WORTH GOING THOURHG

V> Politically Correct Jokes
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> The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
> console him after the Attack on the Pentagon:
>
> 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very
> big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from
> the Pentagon,
>
> we have copies of everything.'
>
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> Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
>
> Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
> condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people,
> such great
> bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
> connection with
> that..
>
> Bush: What buildings? What people??
> Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in Americanow?
> Bush: It's eight in the morning.
> Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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> Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
> asks the barman,
> 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?'
>
> The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy
> walks
> over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?'
>
> Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'
>
> The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
>
> And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14
>
> million Pakistanis and a Jew
>
>
> And the guy exclaimed, A Jew ??????
>
>
> Vajpayee turns to Bush and says,
>
>
> 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14
> million Pakistanis!'
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>
> Pakistani on the moon:
>
> Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
>
> A: Problem...
>
> Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: Problem....
>
> Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: Problem...
>
> Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
>
> A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
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> A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
> Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
> dog.
>
> He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds
> in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
>
> A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
> 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
> newspapers:
>
> 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.
>
> The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'
>
> Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
>
> 'Brave American saves life of little girl' the
> policeman answers.
>
> 'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh,
> what are you then?'
>
> The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'
>
> The next day the newspapers say:
>
>
> 'Extremist kills innocent American dog