Monday, September 24, 2007

SOME JOKES, WHY NOT

Funny Joke - Jolly Uncle
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

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Naughty Joke - Jolly Uncle
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." The second kid replies,"Yeah? mY DAD IS SO SCARED THAT WHEN LIGHTENING STRIKES HE SLEEPS WITH THE NEIGHBOR'S WIFE.

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Naughty SMS - Jolly Uncle
No call.. No sms.. No letter.. No khabar.. No miss call.. Zoo walon ne phir se pakad liya kya??? ...


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Is Duniya mein...
Is Duniya mein sab kuch bitka hai, Phir judai hi rishwat kyu nahi leti. Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hokar, Bas yaad hai joh jeene nahi deti! ...


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Rote rote...
Rote rote mere chehre pe ek lakeer bann gayi, joh na thi meri kismat bann gayi, maine toh yuhi pheri thi ret pe unguliya, na jaane kab Jiten ki tasveer bann gayi. ...
[submitted on Sep 24, 2007 01:25:02 by rksheth ]

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Yaad...
Yaad aane wale yaad aa rahe hai. Meri kyayalo ki duniya par chha rahe hai. Hum kuch keh rahe hai par woh chup hai, bas mujhe yaad karke muskura rahe hai! ...

mesg
Ye aarzoo nahi ki kisi ko bhulaye hum,na tamanna ki kisi ko rylaye hum.Par dua han us rab se,jisko jitna yaad karte han,usko utna yaad aaye hum. ...


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mesg
why do Girls look Beautiful? is it real or due to makeup? All false....................... Girls look Beautiful because Boys had good Imaginations.. ...

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mesg
wo meri mohabat se yu beiman ho gaye,o kabi apne the aaj Anjan ho gaye,Unki berukhi ki inteha to dekhiye,kambakt lekar meri jaan,kisi aur ki jaan ho gaye. ...