CHRISTIAN BULLETIN BLOOPERS

Christian Bulletin Bloopers

# Ushers will eat latecomers.

# She sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.

# Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. Sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
# The patient is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

# Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell " to someone who doesn't care much about you.

# A letter to the men’s fellowship reads: "All members are requested to bring their wives and one other covered dish to the annual banquet."