Monday, June 25, 2007


Should children witness childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she
was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was
born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on
his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place......smack his ass again!"
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.


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