MAN AND HIS MARRIAGE

1. THE SECRET OF HAPPY MARRIAGE REMAINS A SECRET.

2. MAN IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED. THEN HE IS FINISHED.

3. IT IS NOT TRUE THAT MARRIED MEN LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE MAN.

IT ONLY SEEMS LONGER.

4. A MAN MEETS A GENIE. THE GENIE TELLS HIM HE CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER HE WANTS; BUT HIS MOTHER IN LAW GETS DOUBLE OF WHAT HE GETS. THE MAN THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAYS OKAY, GIVE ME A BILLION DOLLARS AND BEAT ME TILL I'M HALF DEAD.