MERRY, HAPPY ....

Merry, Happy, Whatever.
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> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
> for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
> non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
> practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
> of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
> religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
> not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a
> fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
> recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without
> due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
> contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that
> America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America
> in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color,
> age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
> By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting
> is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
> no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the
> wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
> discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
> within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or
> until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes
> first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
> a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
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