YOU YOUNG BRATS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE NEXT GENERATION?

A very self-important college freshman attending a
> recent football game took it upon himself to explain
> to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
> impossible for the older generation to understand his
> generation.
>
> "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
> primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many
> of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today
> grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
> walking on the moon, our spaceships have
> visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and
> hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing
> ...and," pausing to take another drink of beer......
> The Senior took advantage of the break in the
> student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We
> didn't have those things when we were young........so
> we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shithead,
> what are you doing for the next generation?"
>