ROLLS ROYCE AND YUGO

Rolls vs. Yugo
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A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-
Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts
to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You
got a phone in your Rolls?

I've got one in my Yugo!"

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a
phone."

The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in
there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a
refrigerator."

The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a
TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my
Yugo!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of
course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury
car in the world!"

The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed
in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"

Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce
sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly
ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The
next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the
bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It
was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Yugo, and he
drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo
parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The
driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Yugo. When there
wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the
owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of
the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said,
"You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS!"

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