ab gudgudi ki baari hai

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi

Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to Pehanle!



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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?

Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion keliye!



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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai SabKuch Naya Hai



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Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.



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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon kokarne
denge.



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FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya

'You arethe most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS



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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!



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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.



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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they name them?

They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'



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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

Wow! New Underwear.



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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.

Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.

Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.

Saala paani meinhi kuch gadbad hai.


For all my friends out there

Har Karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
he khuda mere dost ko salamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega:

Hum hawa ke jhonke hain guzar jayenge
Khamoshi se tumhare Dil mein uttar jayange
Paake tumhari dosti ye hua Ehsaas
Tumse Bichad Kar Hum Mar jayenge
Na Chahat hai sitaro ki! Na tammana hai nazaron ki! Bas aap jiasa Dost miljaye to kya jarurat hai Hazaron ki







June 16, 2006 08:00:49

This is dedicated to my sweet best friend and sister-like friend Priyanka Mehta

You Are My Friend.......
Regardless Of Skin Color....
Regardless Of Size......

I Love You For Who You Are.....
Even Though We Don't See Each Other
As Often As We'd Like....
I Still Consider You A Friend......

You Will Always Carry A Special Place In My Heart.....
We Can Talk About Anything, And We Do.....

If You Are Ever In A Bind, You Can Count On Me.....
Wherever You Are In This World.....
I Will Always Be By Your Side.....
If You Need Support, You Can Count On Me....
You Call, And I Will Be There.....



Friendship to me!!!

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you