RULES GUYS WISH WOMEN KNEW

Rules Guys Wish Women Knew

- Crying is blackmail
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
- Don't cut you hair, ever.
- Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Get rid of the cat.
- Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
- Anything you wear is fine. Really.
- Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
- You have too many shoes.
- If you thing you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
- Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
- Yes, going standing up is more difficult that going from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
- Sunday equals Sports.
- If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, me meant the other way.
- Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
- You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
- Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about being stared at.
- You have enough clothes.
- Nothing says "I Love You" like, well, use your imagination...