MAN CAN STILL THINK FAST

A man lives in the countryside and has a large farm with a nice lake running thru it.

One evening while taking a walk along with a bucket of fruits he hears voices shouting and laughing from the lake.

As he comes closer, he sees a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the lake. They had stopped their car nearby, taken off their clothes and were enjoying a naked bath in the fresh water - assuming no-one was around.

One of the women sees him and shouts, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The poor fellow frowns and replies, "I didn't come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the lake naked."

Then he holds up the bucket and says, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Men can still think fast, if opportunity will offer itself.