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Desi Jokes
Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
What is a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.
What is a dynamic malayalee called ?
Pheno-Menon.
Why did the malayalee crossed the road ?
Simbly.
What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.
How was wire invented?
Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Why is India a banana republic?
Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi
What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What is a jiving Sardar called?
Breakdan Singh.
Khalistan Jokes:
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific
National Airline: Itthe Pacific
National Anthem: Sten gun man
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.
Khalistan's national song?
Bande marte hum.
A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.
A famous Khalistani profession?
Jarnailism.
khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA
the great wall of khalistan .. LONG-O-WALL
national dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
the dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA
a sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
a better adapted sikh diver .. JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
a bald sardarjee .. BAL-WANT SINGH
what does a sardarjee say to a whore ? .. WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.
Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to
Hindustani Music ?
A :- Raga Kirvani.
Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.
Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...
Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...
What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatter Jee.
Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
Har Mandir Singh.
What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million Iyer
Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
Journal Singh
What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh
Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?
Long Wall
Who is that guy who enlightens others?
Lanthanwalla
What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her Pal Singh
What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
Surrender Singh
Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
A : Millionayar
One more here
Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A : M - O yet another O N.
posted by SHER SINGH AGRAWAL @ 11:11 AM
33 comments
33 Comments:
you want sum jokes about hindus/brahmans\hindustan?
I got plenty of them?
let me get a conmpilation together mate.
I can see your lost but now i know your from USA, tells me your even more lost.
I have a joke
How do you start a Hindu Baniyas' Marathon?
Simple ...roll a coin downhill
Haha.....Hindus are just cows' Urine drinkers and stone worshippers who take cocaine and dance half naked in front of their funny strange half animal looking so called gods
Khalistan Zindabaad!!!!!!!!!!
You FOOL, claim to be a Sikh but are a Hindu Bahman in disguise.
Have some shame dissing your own people and the Khalistan Movement.
If you were a Sikh and new a whole generation of your inoocent brother, sisters and families was wiped, im sure you would want independencer as well. Go and get a life you fool. Go back to the Mandhir and be a true Hindu as that is where you belong and not try to be a Sikh in disguise!
Khalistan Jindabaad!!!!!!
Boleeehhh Sooo Nihaaaallll
Sat Srii Akaaaaaaallll!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boys and girls have a glassy. You guys need to have a chill pill.
Do you know what jokes are.
Its ok to joke with yourselves but oh my god others who joke lets kill them.
Man chill out. You guys need to get laid. If not do it yourself. Chill baby chill.
I'm sure you posted whatever you posted because you thought it was funny. Some things however are plain shallow.
Your shallow for your Sikh comments and it shows how little you know and people who have dissed Hindu's in your comments are shallow aswell.
no if no but
sirf jatt
no seb no jamman
sirf bamman
no pudina no dhania
sirf bania
no gand da wall
no fudi da wall
sirf agarwall
hahahaha .... lala jee ,,!,, gand marrao .......
message to jassa
ha ha ha u r so funny NOT
er kaur wot do u think a typical day as a brahmin is saying. theyve obviously wrote it to take the piss ay they. on da sikh sangat website it had no comments to start off with but now that 108 ppl have seen this, who do u think has started all this racist crap???????????
answer that
also u saying dat sikh guys only see girls as they're sisters, where da hell have u bin living all these yrs? ur obviously ugly dats why thy dnt look at u da otha way and u maybe want some attention
a sikh went to holland, little holland boy hasn't seen a sikh before and said to his mum where is his mouth because the boy couldn't see it as he had a beard and a moustache. the boy keeps asking his mum, where is the mouth? sikh got angry and turned his moustache up and said
'if this isn't my mouth, teri maa da pudha ya'
the boy said really, the singh then said do you relly think we have them on our faces, it is our mouth son
LETS JUST GROW UP
every single one of us (including me)
TO THE PERSON WHO POSTED THE KHALISTAN JOKES: we sikhs find them offensive, we have been fighting oppression and persecution ever since we came into existence and we are NOT gonna let people take the piss. PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES FOR US, AND WE DONT WANT THAT DISRESPECTED.
this can be resolved if you take down those jokes, and issue an apology.
and for all you idiots who are taking the mick out of other peoples religions, learn to appreciate the diversity of the human race.
peace
and then hindus claim sikhs are causing a divide in india. remember if it wasnt for our guru sahibs you wouldnt be able to wear ur funny face painting on ur crud faces today. you guys were begging at our feet for protection from the mughals. 93% of shaheeds for india's independence were from Sikhs.... - congress (indian gvt) figures.
khalistannnn zindabaaad
dhan sri guru nanak sahib ji
dhan sri guru gobind singh ji
dhan sri guru granth sahib ji
dhan sri amritsar sahib ji
dhan sri harmandir sahib ji
dhan sri akaal thakt sahib ji
dhan sri khalsa panth sahib ji
Raj Karega Khalsa
i snatch that bindi off ur head
heres a good joke lol
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7052249/
most ppl that commented on this post r very rude
ya i understand that the poster's jokes were offensive (which btw i suggest u take off or u should apologize for them all..they arent funny at all)
if the poster said sum offensive stuff towards sikhs, u should not make fun of HIS/HER religion
sikhs do NOT make fun of other religions or say nething bad
nex time, jus say it nicely, or say watever u have to say about the post WITHOUT swearing or criticizing other religions, because thats NOT wat sikhs do
people thers no need to go mad cuz it will not make things better...however i do agree that alll the stuff which is on the blog..not just about sikhs but all but about hindus should be taken off!!!
seriously whats wron with the SOME hindus..cant they just get of our backs!...
of course the hindus dont realsie the significance of guru tegh bahadur jee' shaheedi for them... to save their religion ....only if they had done that for another religion they might have able to understood then...
its a humble request plzzzz take the jokes of!!!
hindu di ma di fudi marri ....
teri bhen de mome khich ke goddean taak karr dewan ....
teri maa de dudh di chaa bana ke tenu peawan ....
teri bhen de nipple katt ke teri ma de momme te laa dewan ...
tere baap da lun khich ke ohdi bundch warr deyan ...
bakri chood hindu ....
alright... to whoever said this: "also u saying dat sikh guys only see girls as they're sisters, where da hell have u bin living all these yrs? ur obviously ugly dats why thy dnt look at u da otha way and u maybe want some attention"
to be honest...im very pretty...ahaha... you know why..cuz im Guru da Sikh. i have a crown on my head. you loser. think abt what you say first. i follow the ways of sikhi. of course i aint perfect, but i follow my religion. and i respect other religions. AND BY THE WAY... I SAID TRUE SIKHS..(the main word: TRUE) not "sikh guys" as you said.
i dont say shit abt the way you dress up your statues and stuff. i dont even make fun of that.. cuz its your beliefs... w/e you wanna do. do it. but dont go around makin fun of other people's religion.
alright... to whoever said this: "also u saying dat sikh guys only see girls as they're sisters, where da hell have u bin living all these yrs? ur obviously ugly dats why thy dnt look at u da otha way and u maybe want some attention"
to be honest...im very pretty...ahaha... you know why..cuz im Guru da Sikh. i have a crown on my head. you loser. think abt what you say first. i follow the ways of sikhi. of course i aint perfect, but i follow my religion. and i respect other religions. AND BY THE WAY... I SAID TRUE SIKHS..(the main word: TRUE) not "sikh guys" as you said.
i dont say shit abt the way you dress up your statues and stuff. i dont even make fun of that.. cuz its your beliefs... w/e you wanna do. do it. but dont go around makin fun of other people's religion.
alright... to whoever said this: "also u saying dat sikh guys only see girls as they're sisters, where da hell have u bin living all these yrs? ur obviously ugly dats why thy dnt look at u da otha way and u maybe want some attention"
to be honest...im very pretty...ahaha... you know why..cuz im Guru da Sikh. i have a crown on my head. you loser. think abt what you say first. i follow the ways of sikhi. of course i aint perfect, but i follow my religion. and i respect other religions. AND BY THE WAY... I SAID TRUE SIKHS..(the main word: TRUE) not "sikh guys" as you said.
i dont say shit abt the way you dress up your statues and stuff. i dont even make fun of that.. cuz its your beliefs... w/e you wanna do, do it. but dont go around makin fun of other people's religion.
alright... to whoever said this: "also u saying dat sikh guys only see girls as they're sisters, where da hell have u bin living all these yrs? ur obviously ugly dats why thy dnt look at u da otha way and u maybe want some attention"
to be honest...im very pretty...ahaha... you know why..cuz im Guru da Sikh. i have a crown on my head. you loser. think abt what you say first. i follow the ways of sikhi. of course i aint perfect, but i follow uelques bois flottés exposés dans un manoir du 16è, à deux encablures du Mont Saint michel cet été, c'est mon petit programme pictural de la saison. Ajouter à celà 3 autres exposants, une representation théâtrale de l'Oiseau-Lyre et quelques cours d'aquarelles dans les champs de coquelicots, mélangez, et vous obtenez le "festival d'été des copains"...
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alright... to whoever said this: "also u saying dat sikh guys only see girls as they're sisters, where da hell have u bin living all these yrs? ur obviously ugly dats why thy dnt look at u da otha way and u maybe want some attention"
to be honest...im very pretty...ahaha... you know why..cuz im Guru da Sikh. i have a crown on my head. you loser. think abt what you say first. i follow the ways of sikhi. of course i aint perfect, but i follow my religion. and i respect other religions. AND BY THE WAY... I SAID TRUE SIKHS..(the main word: TRUE) not "sikh guys" as you said.
i dont say shit abt the way you dress up your statues and stuff. i dont even make fun of that.. cuz its your beliefs... w/e you wanna do. do it. but dont go around makin fun of other people's religion.
Agarwals are not Sikhs.How dare you call yourself "Sher Singh".Ive never seen any Agarwal sikh .
KHALISTAN ZINDABAD !
RAJ KAREGA KHALSA !
Agarwals are not Sikhs.How dare you call yourself "Sher Singh".Ive never seen any Agarwal sikh .
KHALISTAN ZINDABAD !
RAJ KAREGA KHALSA !
Agarwals are not Sikhs.How dare you call yourself "Sher Singh".Ive never seen any Agarwal sikh .
KHALISTAN ZINDABAD !
RAJ KAREGA KHALSA !
LISTEN GUYS...HINDUS AND SIKHS!
I AM DISGUSTED WITH THE STUFF BEING WRITTEN ABOUT BOTH RELIGIONS ON THIS BLOG! I AM BOTH HINDU AND SIKH AND SICK OF READING COMMENTS ABOUT HINDUS AND SIKHS! PLEASE STOP IT! WE ARE ALL ONE.
Someone said:
LOL! Sikhs are so stupid!
Jai Hind!
Besides the fact that there would be no Hindus in India today without the Sikkhs, and forgetting that there are actually many Sikkhs who are vehemently opposed to the creation of a 'Khalistan', this statement is blatantly racist.
To all the Sikkhs out there who take these jokes too seriously: get over yourselves. They're just jokes, and there were jokes aimed at all sorts of people.
sale bebkoof apas vich hi ladi jande hai. saleo ki is layi hi sade bhagat singh te hora ne is layi sanu azadi dilayi si.
same urself.
indians hoke hi is di besti kari jande ho sharam karo
u bahraman u gona live u r life as coward becz u r not sikh u only write that sort of things only cant do anything wanker!!!
call me any time u wanker
will tell ya ur fathers name
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Singh
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