HUM KOI BEWAQOOF THODE HI HEIN

There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E
asked for the ticket, this fellow gave him both the tickets, and the T.T.E
asked him the reason for buying two tickets , this fellow answered well what
will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose
both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.