HINDUS BEWARE OF YOUR DWINDLING NUMBERS

Holi laughter

I laugh when Sudarshan says,
“Hindus! Don’t stop at three or four
Beware of your diminishing number
Produce children more and more!”

I laugh when Mulayam Singh says
“To retain or remove a minister is my birthright.
Mahboob Ali is after all my Mehboob
TV channels may show him in any light.”
I laugh when Kumaraswamy says,
“Our party is secular, so are we
To protect the interests of minor groups
We forged a link with BJP.”
I laugh when Lalu Prasad says,
“In our old bungalow, we left an enchanted tree
Nitish should perform a pooja there
To make the ghosts run and flee.”
I laugh when Sudarshan says,
“Hindus! Don’t stop at three or four
Beware of your diminishing number
Produce children more and more!”

(Courtesy G.C. Bhandari, Meerut)