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In a trial of a suburban court in Patiala, prosecution attorney Cuckoo Singh called his first witness a grandmotherly .. elder lady to the stand.

Cuckoo Singh approached the lady and interrogated, well respected lady Gurvinder "Do you know me?

She strained her eyes and said droolingly, Yes, you naughty Cuckoo,,I have known you since you were a kid in nickers. You rascal you totally disappointed me. You lie , you cheat your wife you manipulate and worst of all your are a dirty womanizer. I never imagined Sardar Gurbax will have such a notorious boy like you..

Stunned, Cuckoo Singh felt embarrassed, and he fumbled and said O.K gram ma do your know the munda defense lawyer?

Who that Ghanta Singh.. Another spoiled brat, A drunkard, idiot has no etiquette of talking decently. He cheated so many women, including your wife Mandira. What a shame and scandel in their family..

Hearing all this the defense attorney Ghanta Singh nearly collapsed of shame.

The judge, immediately called both the lawyers and in hushed tone he warned both the layers, Now one more word you idiots, if you ever ask her if she knows me, I will damn it send both of you to Electric Chair,, is that clear??