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An old Mallu stood in the queue of senior citizen discount counter at New Delhi Railway station.
He had stood in the line for a very long time until it was finally his turn. The lady behind the counter asks him for Senior citizenship identification. He went to get his wallet out of his back pocket and realized that he forgot to wear his pant but now wearing a lungi instead. The lady told him that was alright he could just show her his chest hairs and if they were grey she knew he was old enough for senior citizen discount
After everything was done there he went home and told his wife how his day went. He told her that he had forgotten his wallet at home and the lady at the Railway counter office just ask him to pull down the front of his shirt and she could tell he was old enough.
After listening to his story his wife told him if he had dropped his Lungi he probably could have gotten disability discount too.

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It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful...

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
At age 12...success is...having friends.
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 35...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having money.
At age 60...success is...having sex.
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 75...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.