SOME UNWISE JOKES BY WISE MAN

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ConfConfucius say...
Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.

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If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

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Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

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Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Couple on seven-day honeymoon make whole week.

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Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

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Girl who sit on judge's lap get honourable discharge.

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Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

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Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Rape impossible: Woman fun faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.

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He who run behind bus get exhausted.

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Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

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