CUCKOO SINGH VISITS INDIAN TEMPLES

Cucoo Singh"s visit to Temples of India Post Your
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CUCOO SINGH decided to write a book about famous Temples around India
On his first day he was inside Badrinath Temple taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read Rs. 10,000 per call".
Cucoo Singh , being intrigued, asked the priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for Rs. 10,000 he could talk to God. .

Next stop was in Kedarnath Temple
Cuckoo Singh saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Badrinath and he asked a nearby Pundit what its purpose was.
Pundit told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for Rs. 10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said Cucoo Singh

He then traveled to Dwarkadheesh Temple -Dilwara Jain Temples -Tirupati Temples -Kalkaji Temple -Meenakshi Temple-Kanyakumari Temple
In every temple Cucoo Singh saw the same golden telephone with the same Rs. 10,000 per call" sign under it.

Cuckoo Singh arrived in .Khajuraho Temples and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read " Rs. 10 per call."

Cuckoo Singh was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "PUJARIJEE , I've traveled all over INDIA and I've seen this same golden telephone in many Temples . I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was Rs. 10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in KHAJURAO TEMPLE now son, you will talk not to GOD but have fun with Devdasi (Local prostitutes)